It was held at one of Mayfair's poshest hotels; so showbiz in fact that as well as the likes of myself and Giacomo Shimmings, Sarah Harding, out of the Girls Aloud (and the new face of Ultimo undies, so I'm told!) was at the hotel bar. Dragging ourselves away, we ended up in The Guinea, one of Mayfair's poshest pubs. But little did I know what awaited me in the toilets... Eddie Large and a ten and a half ton pie (click the pic to enlarge...)!
Stand to the side a little when you take pictures of reflective surfaces, dear. No one wants to see a hair pie.
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Hairy Pie,
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it's not too lairy, just a bit hairy...
I've had three emails from people asking when I became the new face of Ultimo undies. Could you adjust your grammar before more people google my name and find your delightful Blog?